How many AB's does it take?
Right to start off, we have this wiki entry edited by some pissed off fan:
Next up a few jokes that should be worth a good lol or two.
What's the difference between an arsonist and the All Blacks?
An arsonist wouldn't waste five matches.What's the difference between the All Blacks and a tea bag?
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
A man's body is found washed up in Wellington Harbour wearing pink panties, fishnet stockings, high heels and an All Blacks jersey.
The police have decided to remove the All Blacks jersey to save the family's embarrassment.
After the game Richie McCaw is walking down the tunnel and spots a cellphone. He picks it up and hands it to the referee. The ref says: "How did you know it was mine?" Richie says, "Because there's 15 missed calls on it."
Huntly and Palmer's are the new All Blacks' sponsor รข?? because they crumble in quarters.
What do you call 15 blokes sitting watching the World Cup semifinal?
The All Blacks.
What about the All Black bra? All support but no cup.
Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they're on tour? So one can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre when the other one chokes.
Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of the All Blacks players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
What's the difference between the All Blacks and half a viagra?
Half a Viagra gets you a semi!
Then there is
this chop who got a tattoo heralding the World Cup "winning" 2007 All Blacks on his thigh.
And finally some funny pictures.
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