What evidence?



What evidence?

12/4/2009 3:13:00 PM

All men watch porn, scientists find

All men watch porn, scientists find:

Seriously, have these scientists never heard the phrase “loose lips sink ships”? They need to stfu now and stop giving away all our man secrets. They are getting awfully close to having their man cards and club membership revoked.

12/3/2009 10:18:00 AM

Black Marks

clientsfromhell:

Clients don’t always read the emails. They just look at the pretty pictures.

Me (1:30pm) : Hey [client], attached are the final comps for your bookmarks. They are now updated with the identifying color schemes to match each topic. Don’t worry about the little black hash marks in the corners, those WILL NOT print. They are there so that the printing guys can reference how to set them up for press. I need your approval by 4pm today to get these back by EOD tomorrow.

Client (4:15pm): Hey B, what’s up with the little black marks in the corners? I don’t get it. Why did you add them to the design? Please remove them and send me another proof. Oh, and do you think the printing guys can move up the delivery time to noon tomorrow?

12/3/2009 10:09:30 AM

Man Revenge Rapes his Sons Rapist

Man Revenge Rapes his Sons Rapist:

Take note vigilantes: It’s not all heroism, cash and bitches. Sometimes you just gotta rape a dude.

12/2/2009 6:15:00 PM

Bear Sleeping Bag

Bear Sleeping Bag:

Do want.

12/2/2009 6:10:26 PM

William Shatner does Se7en.



William Shatner does Se7en.

12/1/2009 10:55:25 AM

Because, what else would you sell between condoms and Advil?



Because, what else would you sell between condoms and Advil?

11/30/2009 8:59:09 PM

Pretty amazing flying fish.

http://www.wimp.com/fishflying/

Pretty amazing flying fish.

11/30/2009 5:07:41 PM

Skilled helicopter pilot.



Skilled helicopter pilot.

11/30/2009 3:43:24 PM

Kevin Smith talks about Twilight.



Kevin Smith talks about Twilight.

11/30/2009 3:07:46 PM

Hilarious dialogue

Me: Quick! Say something funny, I'm testing tumblr's Chat feature.
Matt: Banana hammock!
11/29/2009 5:46:17 PM

Swiss voters back ban on minarets

Swiss voters back ban on minarets:

Swiss voters have supported a referendum proposal to ban the building of minarets, official results show.

11/29/2009 5:40:29 PM

tumblr?

What’s all this about then ey?

11/29/2009 5:34:27 PM